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One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Trilby - 'Enter Gecko'.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Trilby - 'Confession

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Vampire practical jokes.