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"Go on, Van Helsing, make my night!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Out To Lurch

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Poems to Spookify

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

The ghost's walk

"You're still in bed?"

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'