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'Quasimodo discovers he can't wear roll neck sweaters'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Grim's Fairytales

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Dracula's bedtime.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Frankenstein as a boy

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'