Gothic Novel Enthusiast Gifts

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

"Because Doctor Frankenstein says not to look, that's why!"

The bathroom mirror of Dorian Gray

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

Trilby - 'Fond of him? Aren't you?'

Trilby - 'Trilby! Where is she?'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

A Franken,stein.

'It breathes Igor... It breathes!!'

'I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve Frankenstein food here.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Igor, you fool! The body you've brought me is too young. Everyone knows that life begins at forty!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Pride of Frankenstein

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Poems to Spookify

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.