Gothic Fiction Enthusiast Gifts

Frankenstein as a boy

Trilby - 'Pauvre Trilby'

Trilby - 'Three nice clean Englishmen'.

Trilby - 'Ich habe geliebt und gelebet!'

The Telltale Heart Bypass

'He likes to power nap.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"You're still in bed?"

"I kind of miss the pendulum."