Gothic Literature Enthusiast Gifts

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Qu'est ce qu'il a donc, ce litrebili?'

Trilby - 'Vite! Vite! Un commissaire de police!'

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

'I must admit, Igor... I may be a brilliant scientist, but my sense of aesthetics stinks!'

'The job calls for a man of many parts. Naturally I thought of you.'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Opportunity knocks for Edgar Allan Poe

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."