Gothic Literature Admirer Gifts

"I guess I should not have made my support known for cutting school funding for sports programs, Igor."

'He likes to power nap.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Four Horsemen.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Come on - let me guess again."