Gothic Literature Admirer Gifts

"I guess I should not have made my support known for cutting school funding for sports programs, Igor."

'He likes to power nap.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"You dressed!"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vincent Van Goth.

The Pride of Frankenstein

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Four Horsemen.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Poems to Spookify

"Come on - let me guess again."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."