Gothic Literature Fan Gifts

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"He's not working to his full voltage."

"You're still in bed?"

The Death of Mr Quilp

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

The fall of the mouse of usher.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Your donor is in the Fridge

"Who were you on the night of the 12th?"

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

'You complete me.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Poems to Spookify

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.