Gothic Fiction Fan Gifts

Blood Donors Wanted

'No I am sorry we don't have any vacancies, the Hunchback of St Mary Bedes under the willow doesn't have the right ring to it.'

Blood donor centre

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Woman says: "Oh, Frankenstein!", the monster replies "Actually, that's the creator."

'It's your boss. He wants to know if you can pick up a brain on your way to work?'

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

"No! I said, drive a stake through his heart!"

Dracula's bath

Frankenstein's monster never did quite fit in with the Zombies.

Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.

"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Trilby - 'The remebrance of that Palm-Sunday!'

Trilby - 'Sweet Alice'

Trilby - 'A-smokin' their poipes and cigyars'.

Damocles

A painful interview

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Portrait of Edgar Allan Poe

"Maybe it's someone you drank."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

The lonely figure