Gothic Fiction Fan Prints

Blood Donors Wanted

'No I am sorry we don't have any vacancies, the Hunchback of St Mary Bedes under the willow doesn't have the right ring to it.'

Blood donor centre

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Woman says: "Oh, Frankenstein!", the monster replies "Actually, that's the creator."

'It's your boss. He wants to know if you can pick up a brain on your way to work?'

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

"No! I said, drive a stake through his heart!"

Dracula's bath

Frankenstein's monster never did quite fit in with the Zombies.

Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.

"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Trilby - 'The remebrance of that Palm-Sunday!'

Trilby - 'Sweet Alice'

Trilby - 'A-smokin' their poipes and cigyars'.

Damocles

A painful interview

Portrait of Edgar Allan Poe

"Maybe it's someone you drank."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

The lonely figure

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'You complete me.'