Gothic Fantasy Fans Prints

"I'm septicaemic you fool! That blood you just drank is poisonous!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Get Your Shot

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Drunk Vampire

Transylvanian Snails.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

"You're still in bed?"

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"Ooh! Bummer!"