Gothic Fantasy Fans Gifts

"I'm septicaemic you fool! That blood you just drank is poisonous!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Bram Stoker

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Get Your Shot

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"Ooh! Bummer!"

"You're still in bed?"

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'