Gothic Fiction Enthusiast Prints

Frankenstein as a boy

Trilby - 'Pauvre Trilby'

Trilby - 'Three nice clean Englishmen'.

Trilby - 'Ich habe geliebt und gelebet!'

The Telltale Heart Bypass

'He likes to power nap.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Pass the SPF 20,000

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"You're still in bed?"

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.