Gothic Literature Fan Prints

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"He's not working to his full voltage."

"You're still in bed?"

The Death of Mr Quilp

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

The fall of the mouse of usher.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Your donor is in the Fridge

"Who were you on the night of the 12th?"

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'You complete me.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Pass the SPF 20,000

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Poems to Spookify