Gothic Fiction Aficionado Mugs

Trilby - 'Sorrowfully, arm in arm'.

Trilby - 'Maman Duchesse'.

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"Ooh! Bummer!"

"You're still in bed?"

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

Frankenstein as a boy

One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'