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A black and dreadful place

'I had a bottle of Chardonnay for supper. Why do you ask?'

'He likes to power nap.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

The Reaper's Arms

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Trilby - Finis

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The lonely figure

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Four Horsemen.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."