Gothic Horror Admirer Mugs

The modern Frankenstein...

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The bridge of arts.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'