Gothic Horror Fan Mugs

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

Trilby - 'The third he was 'little Billee''.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

"We need to re-schedule!"

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

Dracula gets a clean bill of death.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Trilby - Finis

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Zombie Problems

The bridge of arts.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."