Gothic Horror Admirer Pillows

The modern Frankenstein...

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The bridge of arts.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Four Horsemen.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."