Gothic Horror Devotee Gifts

'It was Trilby!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The bridge of arts.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bram Stoker

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

Vampire afternoon tea.