Gothic Horror Lover Gifts

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"Exquisite stitching. Who's your maker?"

'I'll have to call you back... the doctor is getting ready for another brainstorming session.'

'...He's an out of control freak.'

"Just be grateful we found any body at all!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The bridge of arts.

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Nick Cave

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'