Gothic Lover Gifts

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Interior of Westminster Abbey

Trilby - 'Is she a LADY, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'A fair blanchisseuse de fin'.

Who says Romance is dead?

"I'll have to call you back. I gotta run... or fly..."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Cool hoodie man.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Nick Cave

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....