Gothic Lover Gifts

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Interior of Westminster Abbey

Trilby - 'Is she a LADY, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'A fair blanchisseuse de fin'.

Who says Romance is dead?

"I'll have to call you back. I gotta run... or fly..."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Cool hoodie man.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The Goblin and the Sexton