Gothic Romance Lovers Gifts

No necking in public

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

Quasimodo's Belfie

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

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Happy Valentine's Day

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

The Goblin and the Sexton

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Surprised?"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.