Gothic Romance Lovers T-Shirts

No necking in public

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

Quasimodo's Belfie

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'You complete me.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Janet Leigh caricature

Trilby - 'Confession

"Surprised?"

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Till life do you part.

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.