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"Gotta love this show."

Out To Lurch

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Tim Burton

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Bram Stoker

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

Grim's Fairytales

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'