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"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'He likes to power nap.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'You complete me.'

"You dressed!"

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

Four Horsemen.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Till life do you part.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Fresh Blood In Politics

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"