Gothic Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

Trilby - 'The soft eyes'.

Trilby - 'And the remembrance of them - hand in hand'.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

I'm in the mood for a gothic romance.

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'Honey, do you want to marry...umh... Honey?'

'Dr Frankenstein asked for my hand, Dad'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

The lonely figure

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'