Gothic Romance Enthusiast Gifts

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

Trilby - 'The soft eyes'.

Trilby - 'And the remembrance of them - hand in hand'.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

I'm in the mood for a gothic romance.

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'Honey, do you want to marry...umh... Honey?'

'Dr Frankenstein asked for my hand, Dad'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'You complete me.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."