Gothic Romance Fan Gifts

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The cut direct'.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Doctor Frankenstein has been good to you.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

'You complete me.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Vampire Umbrella

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Drunk Vampire

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

The Goblin and the Sexton

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'