Gothic Romance Fan Gifts

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

Trilby - 'The cut direct'.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Doctor Frankenstein has been good to you.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

'You complete me.'

"So tell me, Frank... where are you from originally?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Drunk Vampire

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The Goblin and the Sexton

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.