Gothic Romance Aficionado Gifts

"Gotta love this show."

Out To Lurch

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Tim Burton

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Bram Stoker

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

Grim's Fairytales

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'