Gothic Romance Lover Gifts

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Happy Valentine's from the villagers.

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

'I'm especially interested in this since I read so many Gothic novels.'

Till life do you part.

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You complete me.'

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Nick Cave

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Happy Valentine's Day

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Surprised?"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.