Gothic Romance Admirer Prints

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"You dressed!"

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vincent Van Goth.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Four Horsemen.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Confession

Till life do you part.