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"He looks so natural."

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

The Goblin and the Sexton

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Trilby - 'Confession

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Till life do you part.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Janet Leigh caricature

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Her first telekinesis!'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"