Gothic Romance Gifts

Female Vampire: OHHH, honey! How sweet! Breakfast in coffin!

Edgar Allen Poe

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Date Night

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

The lonely figure

Bram Stoker

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'You complete me.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

Transylvanian Snails.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Life is ghoul

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Bleak House

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.