Gothic Romance Reader Gifts

Trilby - 'Darlings, old or young'.

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

"No, you die first."

Vampire is attacking woman

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Poems to Spookify

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Pass the SPF 20,000

The Raven - The Study at Night

Till life do you part.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.