Gothic Novel Reader Gifts

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

The Bride of Frankenstein

The Pride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

The Raven - The Study at Night

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Trilby - 'Confession

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

The night

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'