Reading Gothic Novels Gifts

Pass the SPF 20,000

Frankenstuff.

Edgar Allen Poe

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bram Stoker

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

Bleak House

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

Poems to Spookify

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.