Gothic Fiction Gifts

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Blood Donors Wanted

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Blood donor centre

Life is ghoul

Edgar Allen Poe

Gravediggers/Body Snatchers.

Does this blood smell funny to you?

"Hell's Bell's, Hell's Bell's"

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

Vampire at the dentist

The Count Joins the Church Search Committee

No necking in public

Trilby - 'Sorrowfully, arm in arm'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The mausoleum at Chesney Wold

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

The Raven - The Study at Night

“Well, I just wanted to say thanks for getting me into this book club.”

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dracula gets bitten by a mosquito

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.