Gothic Fiction Gifts

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Blood Donors Wanted

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Blood donor centre

Life is ghoul

Frankenstein Electrified & Annoyed

Edgar Allen Poe

Gravediggers/Body Snatchers.

'Mr. Heathcliff will be in an almost idiotic excess of unsociable moroseness until lunch...shall I pencil you in for a two o' clock?'

Does this blood smell funny to you?

"Hell's Bell's, Hell's Bell's"

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

Vampire at the dentist

Happy Valentine's from the villagers.

The Count Joins the Church Search Committee

No necking in public

Trilby - 'Sorrowfully, arm in arm'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The mausoleum at Chesney Wold

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

The Raven - The Study at Night

“Well, I just wanted to say thanks for getting me into this book club.”

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dracula gets bitten by a mosquito

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The lonely figure