Gothic Literature Gifts

"Actually that's a common misconception. Frankenstein is the doctor's name. I'm Frankenstein's monster."

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Poems to Spookify

Edgar Allan Poe

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

The Frankenstein hog.

Trilby - 'Tout vient a point, a qui sait attendre'.

Trilby - 'The remebrance of that Palm-Sunday!'

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Trilby - 'Sweet Alice'

Shadow

Bleak House

Punch parody of sensationalist syle illustration.

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Edgar Allen Poe

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Date Night

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.