Gothic Writer Gifts

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Edgar Allen Poe

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Date Night

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The lonely figure

"....and hold the garlic."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

Non discrimination to Vampires

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Transylvanian Snails.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

The Pride of Frankenstein