Gothic Novelist Gifts

Bram Stoker

Edgar Allen Poe

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Frankendumpty'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Bleak House

Drunk Vampire

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

The Pride of Frankenstein

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

The Raven - The Study at Night

Pass the SPF 20,000

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Edgar Allan Poe