Gothic Novels Gifts

'Head Down, Eye on the Ball.'

Edgar Allan Poe

The night

"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I've done it Igor! I've finally found a way to reuse all our wine corks."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Hi. My name is Vlad . I'm not an alcoholic, but Ido have a drinking problem .

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel

Mary Shelley

Who says Romance is dead?

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Trilby - 'I must take the bull by the horns'.

The lonely figure

The ghost's walk

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Frankenstein is my father's name. Please call me Monster."

Edgar Allen Poe

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Life is ghoul

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Drunk Vampire

Bleak House

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'