Reading Gothic Horror Gifts

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The bridge of arts.

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Bleak House

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Life is ghoul

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."