Reading Horror Stories Gifts

'Hey, I thought you people were into recycling!'

Creepy Delivery.

'Yes, you recognized his voice. Come in Donald, the donor of your left arm's brother.'

Vampire Family Photos...

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Edgar Allen Poe

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Silence of the Chickens...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Mobsters at the Beach

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Cat Frankenstein

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'You complete me.'

Young Stephen King

Edgar Allan Poe

Made with 100% recycled material.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Horror writer.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.