Reading Horror Stories Gifts

'Hey, I thought you people were into recycling!'

Creepy Delivery.

'Yes, you recognized his voice. Come in Donald, the donor of your left arm's brother.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Stand up. You have visitors. There are hundreds of villagers outside, carrying torches and asking for you.'

Vampire Family Photos...

Edgar Allen Poe

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Silence of the Chickens...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Cat Frankenstein

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Mobsters at the Beach

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Bram Stoker

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

Stephen King

Young Stephen King

Edgar Allan Poe