Horror Novels Gifts

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Does this blood smell funny to you?

Horror

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'You know too much,'

Night of the Latkes

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"The Eggsorcist"

He looks so natural lying there...