Horror Genre Gifts

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Horror writer.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Night of the Zombonies.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Silence of the Chickens...

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Chiller Theatre

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Canine Scentipede