Horror Themes Gifts

Twisters

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The Eggsorcist"