Haunted Themes Gifts

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The devil you know and his plus one

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Is there anybody there?"