Haunted Places Gifts

Haunted New York

Welcome Ghost.

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Well I've lived here 500 years and I've never seen a ghost.'

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Walt Disney on ice."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Open House of Horrors

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Redlaw and the Phantom

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."