Haunted House Enthusiasts Gifts

'I wish I could figure out how this thing works!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Open House of Horrors

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Date Night

Welcome Ghost.

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Stephen King

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"Is there anybody there?"

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

If Ghosts Were Real

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Halloween Mobile

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